I'm going slightly mad

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

cowtripper:

androidtrash:

agentmaines:

openyoureyesdean:

marc0-butt:

gallifrey-companion:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:


hesaidonlyoneword-run:
shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

Shot in the head

Stabbed through the bellybutton, back, and knee

Stabbed in between me toes…?

shot in the back of the head.
well.

shot on my right ass cheek.

left leg got cut off..???

cowtripper:

androidtrash:

agentmaines:

openyoureyesdean:

marc0-butt:

gallifrey-companion:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:

hesaidonlyoneword-run:

shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

Shot in the head

Stabbed through the bellybutton, back, and knee

Stabbed in between me toes…?

shot in the back of the head.

well.

shot on my right ass cheek.

left leg got cut off..???

artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

aajlin:

New outfit!

superprettyeliiin! *___* <33

aajlin:

New outfit!

superprettyeliiin! *___* <33

jaydles85:

We’ve all had our moments where we’re either Jake or Finn

oh gosh I just woke up from one of those naps where you’re just like

"what year is it where am I who am I what am I what time is it how did I fall asleep" and is still groggy even half an hour after waking up

claphne:

who is she

claphne:

who is she

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

zodiacchic:


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